The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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