This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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