Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Holy shit dude........stairs
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
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