So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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