We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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