what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
