kristin has been a bad kristin
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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