so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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