I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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