Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
