I want to stick my p in your. b.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Oh god it's open bar.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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