it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
We got so high we made milksteak
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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