you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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