He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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