One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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