I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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