dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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