He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
