He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
