why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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