Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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