I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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