Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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