Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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