Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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