is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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Have you been drinking my beer?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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