We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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