Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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