How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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