He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She's the barista slut.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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