If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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