Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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