I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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