I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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