For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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