You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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