You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
My pussy is not your playground.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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