five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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