People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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