Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
It's blow job season.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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