He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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