what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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