Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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