i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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