yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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