Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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