I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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