I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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