That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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