Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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