You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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