I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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