College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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