he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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